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Ode to Monkeys
Monkeys are my friends
Sometimes I give them treats
Sometimes I help pick ticks
Usually they make me laugh
Occassionally they make me barff
They frolick with the chimps
And placate my silly whims
Most days they need spanking
To remind them of their ranking
Monkeys are good friends
Get one if you can.