Monday, February 14, 2005

Caught the last 20mins of the Grammy's with Dad.
He's such a crack up

(All said in his bewildered little boy tone)
On Usher's Performance:
"What language is this? English?"

On Green Day's Album:
"You mean they called their album American Idiot?"

On the nominations:
"American Idiot again!"

So funny my father, am throughly amused

Got up at 6 bloody 30 this morning as I had to give a talk at St. Margaret's Primary school.
Was not looking forward to facing a sea of 1200 faces early in the morning and thought it would be another episode of horror, ass shitting children breathing their putrid miasmal adolecent indifference in my face.
BOY was I WRONG!
They sat there listening intently, in their little retro green polka dotted dresses, looking like hippie angels, made me want to put on a tie dye, love beads and belt out 'Penny Lane'.
They raised their little hands
Answered my questions
Smiled
Laughed

Simply AMAZING!
The best darn session I've ever had.
Ah!

Dinner now then got a date with Dan Brown to discuss Da Vinci's code under my doona.
Have been dateless 2 years in a row on Valentine Schmalentines, not that I'm complaining really!
Enjoy all ye lovebirds!

Note to self: Refrain from doing things on impulse.

Sunday, February 13, 2005

And with the mandatory 'Lou Hei' at our place, the Chinese New Year madness is over.
Anyway, sitting in the corner tucked away with mofo and same aged cousins goss-ing about family dirt and stuffing my face full of goodies was'nt all that bad.

It's been a rather good break, having taken leave on friday and Saturday.
Got to spend some time with Shifaa and Hendri on the 1st day as the poor poppets were bored shitless, which made me realise that we 'chings' don't face the same inconvenience during Hari Raya or deepavali.
Sucks that eateries are shut, malls are closed...yada yada. When mofo and I went to catch Constantine on Thursday, it was actually nice to see people out and about in Great World when the streets the day before were devoid of the usual masses. Went to Rouge on Friday night as I really really wanted to see Electrico play live, alas, NTU decided to have their bash at Rouge that night so mofo and I bought ice cream and sat down to wait for juayster to arrive and for the NTU crowd to dissipate . Went back to rouge at midnight, they had Old skool drum and bass and it was excellent! Cheryl Fox was there and I was amazed at how tiny she really is in person, still as gorgeous but really tiny, always imagined her to be a lanky girl, but then again, we only ever get to see her waist up.

Got to verk tomorrow and verking on a Sunday is not cool.

The week ahead looks rather daunting.
Got a signing ceremony to co-ordinate, a fairly upscale do with the press and what not, another 2 projects to be finalized, loose ends to be tied up and packing up for THE MOVE. Yep, we are moving to Cecil St, right smack in the heart of the CBD. Ah, what a symbolic way to start the Lunar New Year and the fact that the reception is painted a garish chilli hue, that's really gotta add to my positive cosmic energy man!

Few things I've realised this lunar New Year:
1. I hate Karaoke
2. I've tried to like karaoke but I still hate it
3. Don't make me try and like karaoke

My God, it's Valentine's Day on monday! Time for girls to give disapproving stares at girls holding bouquets of flowers larger than hedges, snigger at boys carrying blow-up doll sized teddy bears and tsk at how silly couples pay for expensive v-day packaged dinners, AND THEN, at the end of it all, to say to your girlfriend:
"He better remember!"

Ok, Good Night

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Christine cracks me up.
Even when we are discussing the most depressing things and when all hope seems to be lost she comes up with all these funny terms that make me smile and feel warm and fuzzy, reminding me that we all have to find a little humor in life to keep ourselves sane in this manic cruel world

Christine's world of the day:
Web-Sluts

Sunday, February 06, 2005

Trina Chan.
I refuse to see you upset.

You're gonna have the best damn party this year.
So Bite me

Friday, February 04, 2005

Psst! Excuse me:
CLICKITY CLICK! CLICK ME! Shifaa and Hendri's MULTIPLE PERSONALITY
Can you tell who's who?
Jump on the Band Wagon!
All go start blogs NOW!

Porn Queen, what you waiting for?

Now that I am making ok monies and want to buy a .com, the only .com i would like would be www. gardenparty.com, because I have basically kept this going for almost 18 months now and have grown quite attached to my little lush hideway, it just had to happen

your online resource for everyone who loves outdoor living!
I mean seriously!
And they don't even sell gnomes!
Damnit

Thursday, February 03, 2005

For my 21st my father bought me a membership to a nice country club. In the last 4 years, I've been there....three times, once to bowl, twice for food. So of course it was a big dissapointment to him that his dear children did not take after his fatherly genes and share his passion for golf and that his glutton of a daughter did not utilise the club's facilities fully.
Whilst on the way to work last friday, he suggested that we (the glof unloving children and golf guru father) head down to the club's driving range to hit a few balls on Saturday after I got off from work.

Come Saturday,
50 Balls
2 Aching shoulders
1 sore thumb
later,
we packed up our gear, he went into the shop, emerged with a pair of adidas golf shoes for women, shoved it under my arm and said "ok, so we come every saturday afternoon ok?"

spkies
I'm in alot of physical trouble.