It's midnight and mother is asleep.
This means I can creep out into the living room and stuff my face with pineapple tarts and take some into the room with me to munch and read books.
It also means that I can drink orange juice straight from the carton.
It's an inexplicable joy this drinking of juice from the carton, I LOVE IT!
Of course I'm not inconsiderate, and passed my hao gong ming with flying colours thank you very much, the carton of orange jucie is all mine, it's got no added sugar you see.
Since it is MY carton of orange juice, technically I CAN drink straight out of it if I wanted to.
But I am living under her roof, so it'll be juice in cup by day and ninja juice carton drinker by night.
I like midnights
This means I can creep out into the living room and stuff my face with pineapple tarts and take some into the room with me to munch and read books.
It also means that I can drink orange juice straight from the carton.
It's an inexplicable joy this drinking of juice from the carton, I LOVE IT!
Of course I'm not inconsiderate, and passed my hao gong ming with flying colours thank you very much, the carton of orange jucie is all mine, it's got no added sugar you see.
Since it is MY carton of orange juice, technically I CAN drink straight out of it if I wanted to.
But I am living under her roof, so it'll be juice in cup by day and ninja juice carton drinker by night.
I like midnights