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My brother the cynic

Me: Let's go watch house of wax.
Josh: Sounds like another degenerate teenage horror flick.
Me: Please
Josh: No
Me: Please, you get to see Paris Hilton Die.
Josh: Oh Really?
Me: Yep
Josh: What's it about?
Me: Your usual teenage horror....
Josh: Wait! Let me guess, Paris and Nicole Ritchie spend an afternoon at 'The House of Wax' only to have their wax job go really wrong. (Rolls over in hysterics)

God I love my brother.