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I feel confident, yet I know I've only skimmed the surface, read the bare essentials, attemped the past year papers, brainstormed with coursemates.

I think this confidence is all a facade.
My mind likes to bluff me.
It tells me that the purple man that watches me from behind is real.
That I have 6 stomachs and am capable of eating like a cow.
That I am the tooth fairy and my mission in life is to steal childrens' teeth and trade them for diet coke.

STOP BLUFFING ME, BRAIN!
I know I am not prepared,
Yet.