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Jack rabbit is a funny rabbit.

Ode to Jack Rabbit
-Cut Jesus some slack and listen to what he has to say
-The Bible is rich in history and philosophy
-You have to knead the tabacco before you roll it up
-Four and twenty meat pies constitute as staple food
-Children have an attention span shorter than a golden retriever's, and will only respond positively when one behaves like an idiot or stands on ones head saying "I am poo poo".