Stupid Silly Seconday School Things!
You know the leechy clinging girls everyone has met in Secondary School? Well we have one in the office. It is bloody irritating! She has this "best friend' in the office and whenever her "best friend' and I or anyone else for that matter are having a conversation, she makes it a point to...get this...WALK OVER from her workstation 2 cubicles away to claim back her surrogate twin. She does this by interrupting our conversation to talk to twin about stupid inane things. I usually proceed to turn back to my terminal, while she talkes to surrogate twin and rukka tuk tuk on my keyboard, trying to look busy.
I hate office politics generally try to stay neutral and subscribe neither camps (good and evil, but of course) and really don't care if I don't stay friends with these 2 airheads outside work, but still, it's common courtesy and just plain rude.
We are having a department lunch tomorrow, I think I'll order beer, get drunk and give myself and excuse to tell them what I really think of them before I leave.